Port Alberni 1964 – Every kid should have a year like this

The Thirteen Biggest Events of 1964

Everything in Port Alberni, according to Albernians, is a little bigger, a little worse, a little more, a little less, a little better, a little longer ….  I was an Albernian.  Even at a young age I could be heard saying things like “It rains more here than anywhere in BC”, “This is the hottest place in BC in the summer”, “The tsunami that hit us in ’64 was the biggest ever”.  (We called it a tidal wave back then).  The year was 1964, and Port Alberni was the centre of the world.  For me.

Lots happened in 1964:

Events of 1964

Take a moment or two and peruse the above link after you read my entry.

To this nine-year-old boy, living in Port Alberni, there were, clearly, thirteen major events of 1964, listed below in chronological order, not in order of importance.

January 11          Surgeon General links smoking to health concerns

It was the fourth straight day of snow, Alberni snow, biggest flakes you’ve ever seen, Dad home for the season.  School closed, stores closed, even lots of roads closed.  Two days before, the US Surgeon General’s Report was on the CBC news.  It seemed that tobacco had negative health effects.  Mom looked at Dad.  Dad looked at mom and threw his cigarette into the Acorn stove radiating heat into our living room.

“We have to quit,” he said.

“You don’t have the nerve to quit,” she replied.

Dad stared at her and said nothing.

Two days later.

Mom was out of tobacco.  She had already done what smoker did (and do).  She had gathered up bits and butts from ashtrays and rerolled.  She was out and demanded her husband, who had recently quit smoking, go get her some tobacco.

“Joe, get in the car.”

Jack’s Store (now called Jax Store) at the end of Morgan Crescent and around the corner?  It was closed.

The snow was still coming down.  At the end of Ian Avenue was another store.  We will try that one.  The road was slippery and the wipers weren’t doing a good job clearing the windows.  We neared Johnston and Ian and you could tell.  Lights outs, orange and black sign on the door window.

“Dammit,” said Dad.  I always felt more grown up when he felt comfortable to swear in front of me.  “I guess we’ve got to go to the Chinaman.” He looked at the floorboards.  “I don’t like those tires in this mess.”

The “Chinaman” was a store we never went to.  It was way across town in South Port up on Third Avenue.  I am pretty sure the name of the store was not “The Chinaman”.  “We have to down Johnston Hill, left on Gertrude, angle onto Stamp and then up the GD hill at 3rd.”  I knew he was talking to himself, but I liked to think I was being consulted.  He looked at me.  “We’re going to have to take a hell of a run at that hill.”

We took several runs at that hill, some times getting farther up , sometimes not so much, sometimes we seemed to slide backwards even as the car was going up the hill.  Dad asked me to get out and push.  Then he told me to stay in the car.  I cursed the slippery smooth soles of my shoes, they’d let us down. I climbed back into the front seat, the navigator’s perch.

Eventually, we made the hill.  I knew Dad would beat that hill.  He was Dad.  He made things work.  He went into the Chinaman’s (“I knew that guy would be open”) and came out with a can of Export A tobacco.  The ride home was silent, slippery but silent.

Dad went in first.  I knew not to rush past him, no matter how cold my feet were.  Mom came around from the living room into the kitchen, eyebrows lifted.  “Did you get it?”

“Here’s your g** d***  tobacco,” he replied as he kicked the can off the wall above the table.

Export A tobacco

January 25          Robbie Burns Day, Feast of St Paul, My Birthday

Best gifts – several Hardy Boys Books that I hadn’t read yet.  Outstanding!

I never ate haggis until I was well into my forties.

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February 9          Beatles on Ed Sullivan

I had no idea I could hold my breath that long.  I had no idea I could be quiet that long.  My head spun for days afterwards.  My sister described the event beautifully in a previous blog : https://ogmundsonstories.wordpress.com/2013/11/25/moments/

March 27             Great Alaska Earthquake

Being an Albernian, the earthquake clearly hit us harder than anywhere else.

Babies floated on mattresses down the street in front of the Super Valu.  Entire parts of town were under water.  The mills had to shut down until everything dried out.  Boom logs got chucked up onto the hills like Lincoln Logs.  People were using boats instead of cars.

Some of that might have been true.  In our family the big news was that my sister’s house was picked up and tossed hundreds of feet back.  She was not in it at the time, nor were any of her family.  But we did see the house and it did indeed get moved.  And the town did suffer a flood.

Great Alaska Earthquake 1964

April 25                 Leafs beat Detroit to win the Stanley Cup.

My dislike of the Leafs was growing.  It was rare in our house to like anything associated with Toronto.  It was rarer to hear our Dad utter the word “Toronto” without it being preceded by “God-Damn” as in GD Toronto bankers, GD Toronto politicians, GD Toronto Maple Leafs, etc.  I extended the GD Toronto rule in my life to include GD Toronto Argonauts, GD Toronto Metros-Croatia (look it up), and GD Toronto Raptors, although I have taken a softer  approach to the Raptors in the years leading up to their NBA Championship year.

My team was les Canadiens de Montreal.  Our dear Aunt Lil lived there and secured for me an autographed photo of Henri Richard, best player on earth, who wrote “to my friend Joe” on his 3×5.  My hands shook as I read the script.

Who were these GD Toronto guys thinking they were better?  1964 became a wasted year in hockey.

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May 24                 Beatles on Ed Sullivan again!

Incredible.  Twice.  Only Topo Gigio or Wayne & Schuster were ever on that much.

Beatles interview with Ed Sullivan May 24, 1964

June 1                   I meet Joe Kapp in person and he shakes my hand.

Tenth Avenue Ballpark, I was pitching in the third inning of a league game.  It was a lovely spring day.  I was thinking that if I threw just under the batter’s elbow he would have a hard time hitting it.  My teacher, Mrs. Bjornson, had come to watch our game.  It was a special day.

To my left I could see a convoy of fancy long dark cars rolling up near our field.  Several men began walking the small rise of grass towards our game.  The coaches called time out.  This was unusual.  I turned towards the men and as they came closer my heart stopped.  It was Joe Kapp.  What was the quarterback of the BC Lions doing coming to watch me pitch in a Port Alberni minor baseball game?  Would he remember me?

We had met before.  The Lions practiced in Courtenay in a park near my Grandmother’s house.  People could sit on the hill and watch the Lions work out.  Grandma suggested I might like to go watch for a few hours.  I found a spot on the hill and watched the players run, pass kick and grunt through training camp.

The hill was between the park and the Courtenay Hotel where they stayed.  On my second day watching, after lunch, as the team made its way back to the field, the incredible happened.  Sonny Homer, and Joe Kapp were chatting as they headed back to the field.  Sonny Homer rubbed my head, “Hey kid.”  “Hey kid” echoed the great Joe Kapp.  I couldn’t take my eyes off them the rest of the afternoon.  And now, about a year later, Joe Kapp was coming to my game.

We gathered around and took a knee.  Joe Kapp took a knee.  His speech went something like this;

“Men, my name is Joe Kapp, and I play quarterback for the BC Lions.  We should have won the Grey Cup last year” (I silently cursed Angelo Mosca on his behalf) “but if we get a little luck, and with your support I can tell you we are going to win it this year in Toronto.”

“In the meantime, I have a little something for each of you.”

He got up and went down the line and spoke to each of us as he shook our hands.  The other men gave us a small container of Squirrel Peanut Butter.  Random guys also got a plastic football shaped container of French Maid Bleach “to take home to our moms”.  I didn’t get one.  Not sure the peanut butter made it home either.

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Every team I played on I tried to get uniform number 22 or 16.

August                  Civil Rights Workers found dead

This news story gripped everyone, especially Mom.  She was genuinely shaken by the news so it became important to us as well.  A lot was happening down south.  It was over there, but it felt like it was getting closer to here.

Mom was very connected to the world events surrounding the civil rights movement.  Her interest kept it real for me.  Somehow it felt like a struggle we all we all had a part in and we needed to win.  This story terrifies me to this day.

Civil Rights Workers deaths 1964

September         Beatles’ movie A Hard Days Night – we got to go see it!!!

And – The Last Ogmundson sib was born on September 20.

October  14              Martin Luther King announced as Nobel Prize winner

This event struck my mother, and members of our church, as a profoundly important event.  It mattered on a world scale to my mother, so it mattered to me.  It felt as if the good guys were starting to win.

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October 15          Cardinals beat the Yankees in the World Series

Not a big deal but something I kept track of.  I found myself rooting for the underdogs in games where my team was not involved.  I still do.  Mickey Mantle was a big deal.  Bob Gibson was a big scary deal.  A fearless pitcher who practically growled at hitters.  The most competitive person ever.

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October 25         Rolling Stones on Ed Sullivan

I would wager that I am not the only person watching that night who felt I was witnessing something a bit naughty.  Are you Beatles or are you Stones?

November 3       Johnson beats Goldwater and it meant we weren’t going to get blown up

I didn’t have a clear understanding of American politics, but from what I could gather by listening to my Dad talk to others, there was a clearly good side, and another side that would get us all blown up if they won.  The good side won and it was as much a relief as a celebration.

Goldwater Johnson

November 28    BC Lions beat Hamilton 34-24 in GD Toronto to win the Grey Cup.

Joe Kapp was right.

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December           Father Brazeau says mass….. in English!

It took a long time to get my head around the fact that the priest was facing us and talking to us in words we could understand.  I could not imagine that one day we would be singing along to guitars in church.

Pax vobiscum.

My Mom’s Dodge Charger 440 “Magnum”

 


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The air had that warm wet smell of April.  The Safeway parking lot was about half full,  Looking out the tiny back window, head lightly scraping the interior roof I could see all eyes were on the beautiful blue Dodge Charger rounding the Kipp Avenue access and lurching into the parking lot.  The engine growled and purred.

There was a new car in town – and a hot one at that.  I could see it in their faces.  “Who owned this beast?”

Mom gathered herself and stepped out of the driver’s side.  I smiled as the effects of cognitive dissonance gripped the onlookers like mass hypnosis.

Mom smiled as she made her way into the store.  I followed and tried through body language and facial expression to give the unspoken impression that I had let my mom drive my car.  Deep down I knew they probably weren’t buying it, but I carried on the ruse inside my own head.

“I’ve had people walk right up to me with cash offering to buy that car,” Dad told me when I relayed the story of the parking lot.  “A lot of money.”  He sipped his tea and smiled.

I never asked Mom if she liked to drive the Dodge.  I know Dad liked it – a lot.   He loved to haul his “Barney improved” tent trailer behind it.   “That car has a big motor.”  Indeed it did.  A 440 Magnum.  Here’s what car aficionados said about it:

The 440 was the quintessential street piece and had been markedly improved for ’68, what with a new Carter AVS jug replacing 1967’s smallish AFB. The Hemi had been tuned-up, as well, for ’68, receiving a warmer bumpstick grind. What could Chrysler possibly do for an encore?

The planners apparently had one mid-year trick up their sleeves: a special street racer option package for the 440 B-cars. What’d they do? Simple. They went to California and ordered a mess of Edelbrock hi-rise aluminum intakes cast for triple-deuce carburetion. They ordered a trio of Holley’s best centerhung-float 2300 deuces, totaling 1,200 cfm. In the best Chrysler tradition, the whole setup was, of course, properly engineered. The carbs were each equidistant from their respective ports, so no cylinders were in danger of going lean. This permitted center-carb jetting, which, if driven sanely (but who could?), might even have delivered passable gas mileage.

                        –https://www.allpar.com/mopar/440.html      

Did you understand any of that?

No.

Of course not.

Our cars included a sensible Chev Bel Air,

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a Ford station wagon that Dad painted with a roller in the driveway in New West,

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a huge black parade float Cadillac that he bought down in Bellingham

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(“it was such a good deal!”) but this?  Nothing matched the sheer incongruousness of Mom and Dad driving a Dodge Charger 440 Magnum.

The only phrase in the technical description above that rang true for me was “, if driven sanely (but who could?).  The answer is nobody.  People who understood muscle cars drove them as they were intended, others, like Mom, attempted to drive with a lighter touch, to feather the gas pedal with mixed results.  This fine-tuned machine would lurch and bolt at the mere suggestion of gasoline fumes.  Mom’s passengers learned to brace themselves for her “blast and brake” driving style.  Especially those in the back seat where the sloping roof scraped the top of even an Ogmundson head.

So how did we come to own such an unusual car?  What was the back story?

Here’s my version, told with the hope that readers will correct and revise….

Dad had a mate on one of his boats. Fish packer? DFO? Not sure, but the mate, we’ll call him “K”, was the owner of a fine blue Charger and a taste for poker.

He approached Dad one morning – clearly one morning after – with a story and a proposition.  A sure thing the night before had encouraged him to put up his beloved Charger as his side of a large pot.  The sure thing went south and the winner wanted to collect,  He agreed to take cash over the car, even less than the car was really worth, but K was cash strapped.  If Dad could see his way clear to take the car, and give him some cash, he could pay off his debt and work to save enough money to buy the car back at some date in the future.  Dad figured it was an easy decision; either get the free use of a vehicle for a temporary period or have a car worth considerably more than he paid for it if K could not save up the money to pay him back.

And that is what happened.

One day K showed up, with cash, plus a little extra for Dad (“for your troubles”) and drove off with his baby , reunited.

I don’t think I saw the car again.

Worse, I never got to drive it.

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Mama Told Me (Not) To Come

….The radio is blasting,
Someone’s knocking on the door
I’m lookin’ at my girlfriend – She’s passed out on the floor
I seen so many things here
I ain’t never seen before
I don’t know what it is – But I don’t wanna see no more

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
Mama said, that ain’t no way to have fun

  • Randy Newman, 1970  Covered by Three Dog Night 1971

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“I think Joe should be allowed to stay home.”

“I’m not so sure.”

“Look, he’s got two jobs and it’s a good chance to make some money this summer.”  Dad was my advocate.  Best lawyer ever, was my opinion.

Mom had that far away look she got when she was thinking deeply.  My heart sank when she started to suck in air between her teeth, never a good sign.

“Well, I suppose we need someone to look after the garden and feed the fish…”

My heart leapt for joy.  No cramming into family cars to travel south to see whatever for God knows how long.  I hadn’t been in on any of the family planning of the trip.  I was set – I didn’t want to go.  I didn’t care about missing out, I wanted to stay home, be free and as responsible as I had to  be under the circumstances.

Dad turned to me with an expression that said, I know what you’re up to.  Don’t let me down.

“Come let’s take a look at the garden.”  I followed him outside and listened without my usual impatience as he walked me through directions on the care and nurturing of the vegetables in the yard.  He spent most of his time on the tomatoes.

“I want to try out this new pollinator.  Wait until the afternoon and give each of the flowers a tiny little spray from this.”  He showed me a bottle with a nozzle sprayer.

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Something told me to pay attention.  Pay attention, Joe.  This is important.

Before I knew it they were gone and the house was mine.  Between working at York Farms cannery and cleaning up and mopping the floor of the Dairy Queen on Saturday nights, I would be busy enough.  Dad had given me a dollar for a flat of eggs. I didn’t own a car, my Gitane 10-speed would get me where I wanted to go.

I wasn’t alone for long.  One friend, Al,  who worked at the A&W, came by with burgers and a jug of root beer.  Before long we were joined by Ben; Randy and Bill showed up shortly after that.  Don, who lived up the road came over before dark.  It wasn’t long before they were planning my week. …

My days of responsible near-adult life were pleasantly routine; work the late shift, get up around noon, play some records on the HiFi, water the garden, do a little weeding, and do a lot of pollinating.  Have dinner, play some records on the HiFi, hang out for a while, go to work.  I looked forward to the weekend.  With no family back until Tuesday, no cannery shifts until Monday, and other than my Dairy Queen shift on Saturday night, I was a free man, .  So were my friends, and we decided to meet Friday night to plan our weekend together.

A party would be great, but where?  Who did we know that had a free house?

I agreed we could have the party at my place but I had strict conditions:

  • Nobody I didn’t know
  • Nothing gets wrecked
  • Not too big, not too loud
  • No drugs
  • There has to be some girls there

The lads assured me that there would be no problems and I believed them.  I reminded them on Saturday before I headed out to the Dairy Queen.  I wanted to get there by as close to closing (10 pm) as I could so I could get back as fast as possible.  There were about a dozen people at the house when I left and it looked like a fun evening was ahead.

I did a quick but very thorough job that night at the DQ.  I liked the job, it had been passed on to me by my pal Randy, it paid well, and I didn’t want to disappoint.  I didn’t cut corners, I worked hard and fast.  Washrooms cleaned, tables cleaned, floors mopped and everything secured.  I had cut the three-hour job down to just over two and jumped on my bike to head home.

I crossed Yale, headed up Hocking to Mary Street and turned right.  I flew past Ontario  Ave, blew through Patten Ave, and as I applied the brakes headed into the four-way stop at Spadina  my stomach told me that things weren’t quite right.

There were a lot of cars, few I recognized.  A few people out on the lawn sitting, talking, moving to their cars.  I glided up Kipp, standing on my pedals to get the best view.  Yellow blinking lights coming from inside were the only lights on in the house.  No music, no noise, just a sense of something that had already happened.  I wheeled into the back yard and locked up my bike.

I took a breath and headed for the back door, drifting past strangers outside smoking, drinking, hanging around.

“Jeez Joey, good thing you’re back.  We have it all under control now.”

In the short time I had been away word had spread that there was a big party at a house on Mary and Kipp.  People came and initially were very disappointed – it wasn’t big and it wasn’t much of a party.  The newcomers set about to change that and gathered more people and the necessary fuel that energizes big parties.  Like too much bbq starter on the coals the flame was big, bright, and brief.  Music got louder, people got busier, and somebody dragged a yellow construction street blinker in to give the place the proper mood.  The people made things big, the blinker made things bright; what made it brief was the police.

“They said they’ll be around here soon again to see if things have settled down.” I was told in a reassuring voice.  I wasn’t reassured.

“We have to clean this place up, guys, and we have to do it now.”

I started turning on lights and moving furniture.

  • “Bummer”
  • “Hey man, be cool.”
  • “Oh yeah, uh, the record needle’s broken, man, you have to get a new one”
  • “I think James wanted to see if he could get the fish drunk”

By the time the police got back almost everyone had left, and the few still here were trying to reshape the house back the way it was.  The officer told me how lucky I was (I wasn’t feeling it) and that they’d be back around later again to make sure things were calm.  He told me to take the blinking traffic light back to the road construction site a block away.  I did.  As I walked back the house looked foreign to me.  I felt like a dead man, as dead as the floating fish in the aquarium I would soon have to account for.

The next day was more tidy and clean.  My friends had even gone home to bring cleaning products and equipment from their homes.  By evening things were looking pretty good.

“No booze”,  Al informed us, pulling out another jug from work. “Tonight we are back to root beer.”

We played cards and drank root beer.  Some of the guys left, some crashed on the couch.  And then the doorbell rang.

“Joe?  Let us in”  They were home!

“Who is it?” I asked as I heard the last of my friends scrambling for the front door exit.

“Open the door.”

“Wow – you’re back early, ” I said sleepily, buying time.

As they turned on the lights I saw the room as they did, relieved to see the big, wholesome, empty root beer jug with the big A&W logo in the middle of the kitchen table.  I had a lot trouble making eye contact with any of them, especially when friend Randy stopped to say, “G’night,” as he headed out the front door, last of the rats off the ship.

“Hey, who had root beer?”

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I didn’t want to get out of bed in the morning, dreading interrogation.  “Pancakes” hollered Dad from the top of the stairs.  I took a deep breath, pulled on some jeans and headed up.

“Did you have some people over?  What went on here?”  Mom was ready, I wasn’t.

“Honey did you see the tomatoes?  By gum they are just loaded.”

“Barney I was talking.”

“I know, ” he smiled warmly, “but you’ve got to see those tomatoes.  Did you pollinate them every day like I asked.”

“Every day,” I assured him.  Because I had.  Thank God.

I glanced at Mom.  She was looking away, slowly pulling in bits of air between her teeth.

She knew.

I knew she knew.

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